Carrie:
- I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet.
- I'm not home, but my shoes are. Leave them a message.
- Eventually all the pieces fall into place....until then, laugh at the confusion, live for the moment, and know that everything happens for a reason  

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Miranda: Whatever happened to aging gracefully?
Carrie: It got old.

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Samantha (to the girls): I think I have monogamy. I must have caught it from you people.
Carrie: Yes, it's airborne.

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A performance artist is starving herself and refusing to speak while on public display.
Aleksandr: You don't think it's significant?
Carrie: Oh please! There are depressed women all over New York doing the exact same thing as her and not calling it art. I mean, if you put a phone up on that platform, it's just a typical Friday night waiting for some guy to call.

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Carrie: This is the day that will be remembered as the day I got arrested for smokin' a doobie.
[giggling uncontrollably]
Carrie: Did you hear that?
[giggling]
Carrie: I said "doobie".